Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Fredericton To Toronto Bus

cookies and shit

I woke moralist. Anyone who knows me knows that, despite my youthful appearance and young people living within me a stale old and grumpy, a kind of Larry David aged. Floor show grumpy and whiny character, always finding something I take shit. So today, for my first statement on advertising, carca my old bag for a walk. Emulating a columnist for a daily rate of any right, I wear heavy 's boring to some moralizing of those who normally hate both.

But is that the situation requires. We tend to complain, in general, that children do not fucking to her parents. A prestigious teacher decided resented by their parents collejas handed him, that children must be left to do, allowing them to learn independently from their own mistakes. If we add that many parents choose to delegate this responsibility gladly education in school, and vice versa, finally, the educational role Main living just on television.

Not long ago I saw some ads that encourage toddlers to do what they please. The first, which has more crumbs, shows a child who comes home with a package from a known brand of biscuits. The mother, without seeing it, he asks from the kitchen if you bought what you had ordered: cereals, eggs, honey ... The boy answered yes to everything with sly smile. Finally, she discovers the deception, although the child implies that the cookies contain everything needed his mother, who, instead of releasing a "cookie" is part of laughter at the damn kid wit. So, you know, pass on your silly mother and compraos what I feel like the money to leave you.

The second case is that of a selfless woman who is at the door of his house a queue of friends (or not even that) of his friend Pablito, who have come to shit in your sink attracted the smell of air freshener that is advertised. The poor woman makes a face of resignation, which permits one to understand that it will not send their children to make wind, like it would be logical. I can only imagine the lady cleaning the bowl with a brush after an afternoon of shit children, with consequent splashing in face of the accumulated crap in the nasty pigs.

In the not too distant future we will see on our television ads featuring evil kids who steal and beat their parents and find it completely normal. Okay, back to get the yayo in the cage.

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